{"id":2465,"date":"2013-02-12T08:06:38","date_gmt":"2013-02-12T07:06:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/old.istitutobrunofranchetti.edu.it\/giornalino\/?p=2465"},"modified":"2020-11-02T15:21:55","modified_gmt":"2020-11-02T14:21:55","slug":"carnival-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/old.istitutobrunofranchetti.edu.it\/giornalino\/carnival-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Carnival Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"wp_fb_like_button\" style=\"margin:5px 0;float:none;height:20px;\"><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/old.istitutobrunofranchetti.edu.it\/giornalino\/carnival-jokes\/\" send=\"true\" layout=\"button_count\" width=\"50\" show_faces=\"true\" font=\"tahoma\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\"><\/fb:like><\/div><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-2470\" alt=\"arlecchino\" src=\"https:\/\/old.istitutobrunofranchetti.edu.it\/giornalino\/wp-content\/arlecchino.jpg\" width=\"270\" height=\"357\" \/><strong><span style=\"text-align: justify;\">Politically Correct Phrases For Students:<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Bocciatura: No one fails a class any more, he&#8217;s merely &#8220;passing impaired.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Disordine: Your bedroom isn&#8217;t cluttered, it&#8217;s just &#8220;passage restrictive.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Fannullone: These days, a student isn&#8217;t lazy. He&#8217;s &#8220;energetically declined.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Lezioni per casa? Your homework isn&#8217;t missing, it&#8217;s just having an &#8220;out-of-notebook experience.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Dormi sul banco? You&#8217;re not sleeping in class, you&#8217;re &#8220;rationing consciousness.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sei in ritaredo? You&#8217;re not late, you just have a &#8220;rescheduled arrival time.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Hai controllato le scarpe da ginnastica? You don&#8217;t have smelly gym socks, you have &#8220;odor-retentive athletic footwear.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Sei timido? You&#8217;re not shy. You&#8217;re &#8220;conversationally selective.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Non sta mai zitta? She doesn&#8217;t talk a lot. She&#8217;s just &#8220;abundantly verbal.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Spettegules?! It&#8217;s not called gossip any more. It&#8217;s &#8220;the speedy transmission of near-factual information.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li style=\"text-align: justify;\">Fast food? The food isn&#8217;t awful. It&#8217;s &#8220;digestively challenged.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Politically Correct Phrases For Students: Bocciatura: No one fails a class any more, he&#8217;s merely &#8220;passing impaired.&#8221; Disordine: Your bedroom isn&#8217;t cluttered, it&#8217;s just &#8220;passage restrictive.&#8221; Fannullone: These days, a student isn&#8217;t lazy. He&#8217;s &#8220;energetically declined.&#8221; Lezioni per casa? Your homework isn&#8217;t missing, it&#8217;s just having an &#8220;out-of-notebook experience.&#8221; Dormi sul banco? 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